Re: Great Moments in the History of the Survivor pools. Draper
Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2025 7:44 pm
Oh, this is too easy. Jack Draper. Just change that D for another E, do a little shuffling, and the joke is just there.
But no, we won't use that one. We will call him almost by his full last name: Jack The Draper. As in, a piece of cloth that hangs from the ceiling. Which is what this man did today. Playing against a tennis version of a random number generator, a man so poorly shaven that Rasputin would say "Man, groom up!", Jack the Draper took out 95% of the entire pool. Only one person was able to resist the sirens' call, and therefore, live to tell the tale.
19 of 20 people taken out. Jack, you should be proud.
But you ain't. Your name will live in infamy forever (at least here at TAT2.0).
But no, we won't use that one. We will call him almost by his full last name: Jack The Draper. As in, a piece of cloth that hangs from the ceiling. Which is what this man did today. Playing against a tennis version of a random number generator, a man so poorly shaven that Rasputin would say "Man, groom up!", Jack the Draper took out 95% of the entire pool. Only one person was able to resist the sirens' call, and therefore, live to tell the tale.
19 of 20 people taken out. Jack, you should be proud.
But you ain't. Your name will live in infamy forever (at least here at TAT2.0).
