2024 RG Losers' Lounge. Café des damnés

[ponchi101]

Bienvenue, Mesdames et Messieurs, bienvenue!, dans ce bar de misère et de...
Ah, sorry. I forget that most of you are Americaine, and you do not parle le beautiful language of les Parisiens. I will try to do my best with this barbaric tongue, but you will 'ave to veuillez m’excuser if mistake get in le way.
Anyway, bienvenue. This cafe will serve you the most exquisite french potions as you will, inevitably, get 'ere sooner than later. Oui, Medames aat Messierus, your fate 'ave been sealed and your neck will meet the executioner's guillotine soon enough, as you foolishly choose a player that will make you suffer miserably berry soon. You wll die the death of the ignominieux, but you can then enjoy our expensive French drinsk and relish on see 'ow your other fellow players will also die.
Our specials are Pernod et Ricard, and we offer a fantastique variety of les fromages.
'ope you death will not be in vain. Salut!

[paulfmcintyre]

Although it delivered a grisly end, death by guillotine was quick and humane - unlike the Survivor's Pool...

[ponchi101]

Although it delivered a grisly end, death by guillotine was quick and humane - unlike the Survivor's Pool...

Our guillotine is dull, heavy, monsieur McIntyre. You will see when your time comes!!!
Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!

[atlpam]

You win none of the shots you didn’t take, so here I am in the losers lounge, having forgotten to make picks. See you at Wimbledon!

[meganfernandez]

You win none of the shots you didn’t take, so here I am in the losers lounge, having forgotten to make picks. See you at Wimbledon!

Yikes! Sorry! You saved yourself a lot of pain, though.

[ponchi101]

And... le first bandwagon 'as rolled in. I would be a 'ypocrite if I were to say that is does not please me that 'e is an Englishman.
Monsieur Draper, une tableau of 18. This way, si'l vous plait.

[JTContinental]

Jesper de Jong ripped through qualies so that was not a match I would entertain to choose from

[ponchi101]

Incoming!!!
Party of 35... Shnaider
That's what happens when you break your own rules: never pick an unseeded player on day 1. Pick a seed, live to tell the tale.

[New England Nitemare]

I'm one of those 35.....ugh. It wasn't even close. That was ugly.

[nelslus]

Mon Dieu! La Petite Mademoiselle Doo Rag doit certainement aller manger du caca maintenant. hé hé.

Give me my hamburger with bacon and a diet coke, please. Rapide! Rapide! Je dois aller pleurer dans mon coca light maintenant.

AND please imagine Little Miss Gorgeous with a sassy little beret on.

[nelslus]

Incoming!!!
Party of 35... Shnaider
That's what happens when you break your own rules: never pick an unseeded player on day 1. Pick a seed, live to tell the tale.

MUCH less a hometown Frenchie WC. Still, Shnaider just won a flippin' clay tournament- beating Navarro in the final. While, previously, Paquet had best been known for the following....



AS if logic has anything to do with all of this....

[ponchi101]

And I am going down again with Tabilo.
Lost to a WC and a Q. If I had not worked those numbers a long time ago, I would say to never go against them...

[ashkor87]

Am away, on a vacation so won't be playing...in Morocco right now..will get to London in time for Queens...

[Tolulops]

Double-cheeked and I didn't even make it to Monday. It was bound to happen. I don't think I deserve a drink.

[ponchi101]

Double-cheeked and I didn't even make it to Monday. It was bound to happen. I don't think I deserve a drink.

Oh, no, we do. Lots and lots of drinks. The Tabilo-Shnaider special: one shot of vodka, and some cheap Chilean wine, for me. Over and over. I don't know what you think is appropriate for your demise.